SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
The more it gets distorted.
I sort of think I’m better off just leaving it unsorted.
|—||“Someday I Suppose” by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones (via jtlaby)|
‘The less I look in your eyes, the longer I get to keep it’
by Mia-Jane Harris
- Taxidermy jay, mummified jay heart, vintage accessories
When a bullet hits a wall
That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.
this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god
Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?
this actually brought tears to my eyes due to the relevance. my gorgeous. smart, hilarious and perfect cousin told me that she used to cut before i started. lol no one will read this but idc.
I’m here if you need someone to talk to x